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in AIThe Great Software Developer Compression: How Silicon Valley Accidentally Speedrun Themselves Into Extinction
In the grand tradition of technological innovation solving problems that didn’t exist while creating catastrophes that definitely do, the software engineering profession has undergone what historians will undoubtedly call “The Great Compression” – a miraculous feat of time-space manipulation that has condensed four years of computer science education into what can only be described as […] More
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in AIThe Curious Case of the Self-Regulating AI Industry: How Silicon Valley Convinced Everyone That Foxes Make Excellent Henhouse Guards
The facts of the case, when laid bare, present a puzzle so elementary that even the most novice investigator of corporate behavior should find the solution immediately apparent. Yet somehow, an entire industry has managed to convince regulators, politicians, and the public that the very companies racing to deploy potentially dangerous artificial intelligence systems are […] More
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Elon Musk Discovers Revolutionary New AI Marketing Strategy: Complaining About Everyone Else While Screaming About His Own Product
Down the rabbit hole of social media self-promotion, where logic goes to die and billionaires tweet in circles, Elon Musk has stumbled upon a marketing strategy so brilliantly contradictory that it would make the Mad Hatter applaud while simultaneously filing a patent infringement lawsuit. In a world where artificial intelligence has become the new gold […] More
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OpenAI Announces Revolutionary New Mission: “Artificial General Intelligence for Some Humans, Miniature American Flags for Others”
In a stunning display of corporate transparency that would make Winston Smith weep with joy, OpenAI has quietly clarified its mission statement. No longer content with the vague promise of “ensuring artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity,” the company has embraced a more nuanced approach: “ensuring artificial general intelligence benefits the humans who can […] More
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Adobe Somehow Missed the Most Obvious Money-Printing Opportunity in Tech History: Dreamweaver as the Ultimate Vibe Coding Platform
Down the rabbit hole of corporate strategy blunders, where logic goes to die and billion-dollar opportunities slip through the fingers of companies who specialize in turning simple creative tools into subscription-based torture devices, we find perhaps the most bewildering oversight in Silicon Valley history. Adobe—the same Adobe that convinced designers to pay monthly rent for […] More
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Peter Thiel Discovers Revolutionary Investment Strategy: Say One Thing, Do the Opposite, Profit Enormously
The most successful investors of our time have perfected a technique so elegant in its simplicity that it would make Machiavelli weep with admiration. They have learned to weaponize wisdom itself, transforming genuine insights into strategic misdirection that serves their interests while leaving followers to stumble through markets armed with advice that was never meant […] More
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Down the Rabbit Hole: How AI Companies Discovered That Their Revolutionary Technology Only Works When Users Are Psychic
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her laptop, having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the AI chatbot her company had purchased for $20,000 per month, but it had no pictures or conversations worth having—”And what is the use of artificial intelligence,” thought Alice, “without pictures or […] More
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A Tale of Two Millimeters: How Apple Discovered That Customers Were Holding Their Phones Wrong (They Were Too Thick)
It was the best of times for Apple shareholders, it was the worst of times for anyone who actually wanted their iPhone to survive a gentle breeze. In the gleaming towers of Cupertino, where the air is thick with the scent of liquid courage and premium pricing strategies, a revolution was brewing. Not the kind […] More
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The Prompt Gospelist: Why This Tech Billionaire Believes Your Decade of Experience Is Worth Less Than a Few Months of Chatting with AI
As humanity stands on the precipice of either unprecedented enlightenment or complete intellectual surrender, Reid Hoffman has made a declaration that would reshape our understanding of human achievement. The co-founder of LinkedIn—that digital purgatory where professionals go to cosplay their career ambitions—announced that “10,000 prompts is the new 10,000 hours.” This was not presented as […] More
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The Case of the Dead BlackBerry: A Digital Detective Story
The facts, as they were presented to innocent ol’ me on a Tuesday morning in 2025, seemed straightforward enough. A concerned technophile had approached me with what they believed to be evidence of a grand technological conspiracy—one involving the systematic elimination of the BlackBerry device for reasons far more sinister than market forces would suggest. […] More
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Down the Database Rabbit Hole: How Supabase Became the Chosen One of Vibecoders
Alice had always thought databases were about storing data securely and efficiently. But as she tumbled down the rabbit hole of modern web development, she discovered a wonderland where databases are chosen not for their security features or performance benchmarks, but for their “vibes”—and in this topsy-turvy world, nothing made sense anymore. Welcome to the […] More
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The Ministry of Grok: How Elon Musk’s AI Became Everyone’s Problem
In the year 2025, it has become perfectly normal for a single individual to own a global social media platform, manipulate its algorithms to promote his personal business interests, and then publicly complain when other corporations refuse to participate in his marketing scheme. This is not corruption. This is innovation, apparently! The individual in question, […] More
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Down the Rabbit Hole: How Dropshipping Gurus Discovered They Could “Vibe Code” Their Way to Wonderland
Alice was getting very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank of YouTube, having nothing to do except watch another dropshipping millionaire explain how they made seven figures selling fidget spinners from Alibaba while somehow finding the time to create a 47-minute tutorial about it. The rabbit hole of internet entrepreneurship had grown […] More
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in TechThe Last Digital Monks: How Chess.com Accidentally Discovered the Tech Industry’s Most Dangerous Secret
In the sprawling digital wasteland of 2025, where every app notification feels like a cry for help and every software update seems designed by someone who clearly never used the previous version, there exists a peculiar anomaly. Chess.com, that humble digital board where millions of humans voluntarily subject themselves to intellectual humiliation, has been quietly […] More
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