“Begin at the beginning,” the March Hare might have said, if he were a product manager at OpenAI, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” But in the curious case of artificial intelligence in 2025, our digital Alice finds herself in a wonderland where the Mad Hatter can recite quantum physics […]
Down the rabbit hole of artificial intelligence development, where logic twists like a Möbius strip and common sense becomes as elusive as a Cheshire Cat’s grin, a most peculiar revelation has emerged from the looking glass of Silicon Valley. The path to artificial general intelligence, it turns out, was never about making machines smarter—it was […]
It is a curious feature of the modern age that every belief system, no matter how ancient, eventually finds its way to Silicon Valley to be rebranded, optimized, and sold as a subscription service. We have seen it with mindfulness, stoicism, and a dozen other philosophies, all stripped of their context and turned into productivity […]
Hark, what light from yonder data center breaks? It is the East, and Sam Altman is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon of gainful human employment, which is already sick and pale with grief that thou, her prophet, art far more fair than she. In the grand and tragic theatre of […]
From: [email protected]: [email protected] Subject: THE AGI DELUSION! Dear Sam Altman, Congratulations are in order for successfully convincing the entire gullible world that OpenAI is merely months away from creating an artificial god (AGI) while hemorrhaging a modest $5 billion this year. As long-time observers of Silicon Valley’s reality distortion fields, we must say yours has […]
In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone who’s been paying attention, tech giants announced yesterday that Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) will definitely, absolutely, without-a-doubt arrive soon. This time they mean it, unlike the previous announcements in 2010, 2015, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024 that promised the exact same […]
Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone outside of Silicon Valley, tech executives admitted yesterday that Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) might be slightly more difficult to achieve than previously claimed. The revelation came after researchers discovered […]
“The most advanced technology can compute the value of everything but understand the worth of nothing.” – Overheard at a Silicon Valley therapy group for burned-out AI researchers, March 2025. In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, the world’s most advanced AI system, ChatGPT-5, admitted yesterday during a routine debugging session […]
