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OpenAI Announces Revolutionary New Linkedin Killer Where Robots Interview Robots While Humans Watch Netflix!

Posted on by Simba
05
Sep

The Ministry of Artificial Intelligence—formerly known as OpenAI—has announced its latest innovation in human optimization: a LinkedIn competitor that promises to revolutionize the hiring process by removing the most inefficient element from recruitment: actual humans making actual recruitment decisions. According to Fidji Simo, OpenAI’s newly minted CEO of Applications (a title that sounds suspiciously like […]

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The Last Corporate Zombie Standing: LinkedIn’s Heroic Quest to Make Mundanity Seem Professional

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“The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play,” said philosopher Arnold Toynbee, apparently unaware that LinkedIn would one day create a platform specifically designed to blur the line between work and insufferable tedium. In what can only be described as digital anthropology’s greatest mystery, LinkedIn—the social media platform that’s essentially Facebook […]

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