In what tech industry analysts are calling the “most expensive ‘no sh*t, Sherlock’ moment in fintech history,” Swedish buy-now-pay-later giant Klarna has made the ground-breaking shocking discovery that humans are better at being human than artificial intelligence. After boldly replacing 700 customer service representatives with AI chatbots two years ago, the company has sheepishly announced […]
In what financial historians will surely record as late-stage capitalisms’ magnum opus, your regrettable 1 AM pepperoni pizza Dominos order can now be financed over three convenient monthly installments via Klarna, bundled with thousands of other poor financial decisions, and sold to institutional investors who once considered mortgage-backed securities too risky. Welcome to 2025, where […]
“The only thing more tragic than a business made obsolete by technology is a business that goes public the day before it becomes obsolete.” – Ancient Wall Street Proverb In a frenzied dash that can only be described as “rats fleeing a sinking AI ship,” dozens of startups are scrambling to file for IPOs in […]
