The Big Short Rib: How Klarna Turns Your Midnight Pizza Order into Wall Street’s Hottest Asset Class

A wall street banker enjoying a pizza backed security by Klarna delivered by Deliveroo

In what financial historians will surely record as late-stage capitalisms’ magnum opus, your regrettable 1 AM pepperoni pizza Dominos order can now be financed over three convenient monthly installments via Klarna, bundled with thousands of other poor financial decisions, and sold to institutional investors who once considered mortgage-backed securities too risky. Welcome to 2025, where … Read more