What fools these mortals be! For in the year of our digital lord two thousand and thirteen, when the world still believed that “the cloud” was merely where rain came from, there emerged from the primordial soup of Seattle’s coffee-stained ambition a leviathan that would reshape the very foundations of technological commerce. Amazon Web Services, … Read more
Mr. Jassy, Congratulations on your ongoing tenure as Chief Executive Officer of what we still affectionately call “Earth’s Most Customer-Centric Company,” though we both know it’s more accurately “Earth’s Most Data-Hoarding, Margin-Squeezing Behemoth.” As Jeff Bezos continues his expensive midlife crisis – launching himself into space like a billionaire’s version of a convertible Corvette – … Read more
Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In a stunning display of foresight that would make Nostradamus look like an amateur fortune teller, Google executives in 2006 gazed into their crystal balls and somehow predicted that a money-losing video sharing site with zero revenue model would eventually become the … Read more