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A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...

The iFold Cometh: Apple Reinvents the Wheel While Steve Jobs Performs 10,000 RPM in His Titanium Mausoleum

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone with a passing interest in consumer technology, Apple plans to release...

The Upside-Down Revolution: How Apple’s Magic Mouse Charging Port Creates Character While Destroying Productivity

In what tech historians are calling "the most deliberate inconvenience since the invention of automatic phone menus," Apple has once again released a Magic...

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