Simba the "Tech King"
In the grand theater of technological progress, where artificial intelligence has begun to whisper sweet code into the ears of software developers worldwide, WordPress—that stalwart champion of democratized web publishing—finds itself engaged in what can only be described as the most spectacularly tone-deaf corporate melodrama since Nokia decided smartphones were “just a fad.”
While Matt Mullenweg, the benevolent dictator-for-life of WordPress, has been locked in an increasingly Byzantine legal battle with WP Engine over trademark disputes and the philosophical purity of open-source principles, the rest of the digital world has quietly moved into what historians will likely call “The Age of Conversational Computing.” It’s 2025, and somewhere in Silicon Valley, a developer is literally arguing with their AI coding assistent about variable naming conventions while WordPress users are still googling “how to change footer text without breaking everything!”
The Tale of Two Development Experiences
Consider, if you will, the stark dichotomy of our current technological moment. In one corner of the internet, we have AI tools like Cursor, Replit, and Bolt.new—digital companions so intuitive that developers can now code by essentially having a philosophical discussion with their computers. “I need a responsive navigation menu that doesn’t look like it was designed by someone’s color-blind uncle,” a developer types, and lo, the AI conjures forth pristine CSS that would make even the most pedantic design critic weep tears of joy.
In the other corner, we have the WordPress ecosystem, where the most advanced AI integration involves an AI chatbot plugin that can answer basic questions about your business hours while simultaneously trying to upsell you on premium features you’ll never use. It’s like comparing a Tesla’s autopilot system to a horse-drawn carriage with a GPS taped to the dashboard—technically they both get you places, but one makes you feel like you’re living in the future while the other makes you question your life choices.
The cruel irony is that WordPress, which powers over 40% of the internet, should theoretically be the perfect playground for AI integration. After all, what is artificial intelligence but an incredibly sophisticated content management system? Yet here we are, in the year 2025, and WordPress users are still performing the digital equivalent of medieval alchemy every time they want to add a simple feature to their website.
The Anatomy of Digital Masochism
Picture, if you dare, the typical WordPress user experience when they want to implement even the most basic functionality. Sarah, a small business owner from Des Moines, decides she needs a booking system for her artisanal soap workshop. What should be a simple conversation—”Hey website, I need customers to book appointments”—instead becomes an epic quest involving:
First, a pilgrimage to YouTube, where she’ll spend three hours watching tutorials by enthusiastic teenagers who speak in a curious dialect of “smash that subscribe button” mixed with incomprehensible technical jargon. Then comes the traditional forum crawl, where ancient WordPress gurus dispense wisdom in the form of cryptic code snippets and passive-aggressive reminders to “search before posting.” Finally, there’s the WordPress plugin roulette, where Sarah discovers that her simple booking system requires seventeen different plugins, each with its own unique way of breaking her website.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where WordPress embraced AI properly, Sarah would simply log into her WordPress dashboard and say, “I need a booking system for my soap workshops. Make it match my brand colors and send confirmation emails.” The AI would respond, “I’ve created a custom booking system. Would you like me to also add automated reminders and a waiting list feature?” Sarah would cry tears of joy, not because she’s emotional about soap, but because technology finally worked the way it was supposed to.
The Great WordPress AI Building Blocks Experiment
To be fair, WordPress isn’t completely oblivious to the AI revolution. In July 2025, they announced “AI Building Blocks”—a framework designed to integrate artificial intelligence into WordPress “in a consistent and open way”. The announcement came with all the fanfare of a corporate press release written by someone who clearly spent too much time in MBA classes and not enough time actually using WordPress.
The AI Building Blocks consist of four components with names that sound like they were generated by an AI trained exclusively on enterprise software documentation: the PHP AI Client SDK, the Abilities API, the MCP Adapter, and the AI Experiments Plugin. It’s like watching someone try to explain jazz through interpretive tax law—technically accurate but missing the entire emotional point of the exercise.
Dr. Patricia Holloway, WordPress’s newly appointed Chief Innovation Officer (a position that definitely didn’t exist before the AI panic set in), explained the philosophy behind AI Building Blocks in a recent developer conference: “We’re committed to democratizing AI integration through scalable, developer-friendly paradigms that maintain the open-source ethos while providing enterprise-grade functionality.” When pressed by a developer who asked if this meant users could simply tell WordPress what they wanted in plain English, Dr. Holloway smiled the smile of someone who had never actually built a WordPress website and replied, “Well, that would require significant user education and change management protocols.”
The Competitive Intelligence Gap
The most maddening aspect of WordPress’s AI sluggishness becomes apparent when you examine what’s happening in adjacent ecosystems. Shopify, not exactly known as an innovation powerhouse, now offers AI-powered store setup that can analyze your business idea and build a complete e-commerce site in minutes. Wix’s AI can literally look at your existing business materials and create a website that doesn’t look like it was assembled by a drunk robot having an aesthetic crisis.
Even Squarespace—Squarespace!—has AI features that can write copy, suggest layouts, and optimize images without requiring users to understand the metaphysical difference between a plugin and a widget. Yet WordPress, with its vast ecosystem of developers and its theoretical commitment to user empowerment, offers AI plugins that feel like they were designed by people who think “user-friendly” means including a help file.
The Innovation Theater Performance
Perhaps the most tragic element of this entire AI adoption failure is that WordPress leadership appears to be confusing activity with progress. While they’ve been engaged in their trademark dispute with WP Engine—a conflict that matters enormously to lawyers and approximately zero percent to people who just want their websites to work—the actual user experience has remained stuck in what can charitably be called “the dark ages of web development.”
Marcus Chen, a WordPress core contributor, recently defended the platform’s AI strategy at WordCamp San Francisco: “We’re not just chasing trends. We’re building sustainable, community-driven AI solutions that respect user privacy and maintain backward compatibility.” When asked why users still can’t simply ask their WordPress site to “add a contact form that doesn’t look terrible,” Chen explained that such functionality would require “extensive community discussion and RFC processes to ensure we don’t compromise the platform’s architectural integrity.”
Translation: WordPress is so committed to consensus-building and philosophical purity that they’ve somehow made artificial intelligence boring.
The Path Not Taken
Imagine, for a moment, what WordPress AI integration could look like if they approached it with the same user-centric philosophy that originally made WordPress popular. Picture logging into your WordPress dashboard and being greeted by an AI assistant that actually understands your website. Not a chatbot that can answer pre-programmed questions about your business hours, but an intelligent agent that knows your content, understands your audience, and can make meaningful suggestions.
“I noticed your blog posts about sustainable farming are getting a lot of engagement,” this hypothetical AI might say. “Would you like me to create a newsletter signup focused on that topic? I can design it to match your site’s aesthetic and set up automated sequences for new subscribers.”
Or perhaps: “Your e-commerce conversion rate has been dropping on mobile devices. I’ve identified three specific friction points in your checkout process. Would you like me to fix them? I can A/B test the changes and revert them if they don’t improve performance.”
Instead, we get AI plugins that can generate blog post titles and occasionally suggest synonyms for common words—the technological equivalent of a very expensive thesaurus with a subscription model.
The Waiting Game
So here we sit, in August 2025, watching WordPress leadership spend their energy on legal battles and philosophical debates while users continue to suffer through the digital equivalent of medieval torture devices every time they want to add basic functionality to their websites. The AI revolution is happening all around us, creating unprecedented opportunities for intuitive, conversational interfaces between humans and their digital tools.
But WordPress users? They’re still watching YouTube tutorials, scouring forums for code snippets, and praying that their latest plugin update doesn’t break everything they’ve spent months building. It’s like watching someone argue about the proper way to saddle a horse while everyone else is already flying to work in jetpacks.
The most frustrating part isn’t that WordPress is behind the curve—it’s that they have all the pieces necessary to be leading it. They have the market share, the developer ecosystem, and the user base. What they apparently lack is the vision to see that arguing about trademark law while your users struggle with basic functionality is like rearranging deck chairs while the ship of opportunity sails away to more innovative harbors.
Perhaps someday, WordPress will realize that the best way to honor their open-source principles isn’t through legal victories or architectural purity, but by actually making it easier for people to build the web they want to see. Until then, we’ll keep watching YouTube tutorials and pretending that manually configuring plugins is somehow more authentic than just telling our websites what we want them to do.
What’s your take on WordPress’s AI integration efforts? Are you still wrestling with plugins and tutorials, or have you found better solutions elsewhere? Share your WordPress AI frustrations (or rare success stories) in the comments below.
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