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A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...

Elon Musk Just Bought Twitter From Himself and Called It Genius: The Self-Deal of the Century!

"In the ancient art of business, there is no greater victory than selling yourself something you already own at a price you determine to...

Bird’s The Word Again: Musk Performs Most Expensive Corporate U-Turn in History

"Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall," warns the Book of Proverbs, words that Elon Musk apparently discovered after spending...

The Reality Distortion Field’s Fatal Glitch: How X Marks the Spot Where Elon’s Luck Ran Out

In a secure underground bunker beneath an undisclosed location (probably Texas), a team of engineers works frantically to repair what might be the most...

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