The Reality Distortion Field’s Fatal Glitch: How X Marks the Spot Where Elon’s Luck Ran Out
In a secure underground bunker beneath an undisclosed location (probably Texas), a team of engineers works frantically to repair what might be the most important technological device of the 21st century: Elon Musk’s Reality Distortion Field Generator. The machine, which has successfully convinced millions that Musk invented electric cars, founded PayPal, and is definitely going … Read more