A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship
In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...
From: [email protected]: [email protected] Subject: THE AGI DELUSION!
Dear Sam Altman,
Congratulations are in order for successfully convincing the entire gullible world that OpenAI is merely months...
"The most advanced technology can compute the value of everything but understand the worth of nothing." - Overheard at a Silicon Valley therapy group...
In what may be the least surprising scientific discovery since researchers confirmed that bears do indeed defecate in wooded areas, OpenAI and MIT scientists...
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist," said Verbal Kint in "The Usual Suspects." Similarly, the greatest...
"I think, therefore I am," declared René Descartes, blissfully unaware that centuries later, an AI chatbot would think, therefore it would accuse innocent Norwegians...
In a secret underground bunker beneath Silicon Valley, Sam Altman stands before a mirror practicing his keynote expressions. "Humble yet visionary," he whispers, tilting...
