Hark, what light from yonder data center breaks? It is the East, and Sam Altman is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon of gainful human employment, which is already sick and pale...
The morning begins not with an alarm clock, but with a gentle notification from Google's proprietary Executive Optimization System, which has determined that Sundar Pichai's optimal wake time today is 5:23 AM—precisely calculated based on global...
