Tag: FinTech

Jack Dorsey Announces Block’s New “Human Efficiency Algorithm” Just Happens to Output “931 Layoffs” While Insisting AI Had Nothing To Do With It

Tech Simba the "Tech King" - April 5, 2025

"The greatest innovation in corporate communications isn't creating new technology, but finding new ways to describe firing people without...

BREAKING: A Fintech Company That “Connects Your Bank Account to Apps” Now Worth Only $6.1 Billion Instead of $13.4 Billion, CEO Declares “Tremendous Success”...

Startups Simba the "Tech King" - April 4, 2025

In an age where tech valuations make as much sense as airplane food, fintech darling Plaid announced yesterday that...