A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship
In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...
"The future is electric," they say, conveniently forgetting that the past was also electric until we realized burning dinosaur juice was more fun. Welcome...
"Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall," warns the Book of Proverbs, words that Elon Musk apparently discovered after spending...
In a secure underground bunker beneath an undisclosed location (probably Texas), a team of engineers works frantically to repair what might be the most...
