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  • A satirical illustration depicting a futuristic scene in 2026 where blockchain technology is still struggling to meet its promises. The scene features a bustling city filled with neon lights, where people are gathered around holographic displays showcasing failed blockchain projects. In the foreground, a group of bewildered experts in futuristic attire holds signs reading "This Year is the Year!" while a comically large calendar displays the years 2020 through 2026, each marked with a big red "X." The atmosphere is a mix of excitement and disbelief, with elements of cyberpunk aesthetics, vibrant colors, and exaggerated expressions on the faces of the crowd. The art captures the irony and humor of the situation, blending futuristic technology with a sense of ongoing disappointment.

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    EXCLUSIVE: Blockchain Experts Reveal Industry Will Finally Be Useful By 2026, For The Seventh Year In A Row – ‘This Time We’re Serious!’

    by Simba April 4, 2025, 10:22 am

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