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Apple’s Genius Tariff Solution: Why Assemble Your Own iPhone When You Can Pay More for the Privilege?

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It was the best of times for Apple shareholders, it was the worst of times for anyone who thought...

The AI Button Revolution: How Silicon Valley Finally Solved the Problem of Having Too Many Fingers

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The smartphone industry has reached peak innovation. After years of making phones thinner, cameras sharper, and screens more fragile,...

Breaking Miracle: Apple Maps Finally Shows Correct Directions, But Only to Apple Stores

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In what tech experts are calling "the most precisely targeted navigation update in history," Apple Maps has reportedly achieved...

The Circular Lightning Economy: Apple Partner Unveils iPhone 16 Cases Made From 100% Recycled Lightning Cables Nobody Needed Anymore

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In what industry analysts are calling "the most ironic sustainability initiative since coal-powered electric cars," a prominent Apple accessory...

The iFold Cometh: Apple Reinvents the Wheel While Steve Jobs Performs 10,000 RPM in His Titanium Mausoleum

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In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone with a passing interest in consumer...

The Upside-Down Revolution: How Apple’s Magic Mouse Charging Port Creates Character While Destroying Productivity

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In what tech historians are calling "the most deliberate inconvenience since the invention of automatic phone menus," Apple has...

The Earthling Devotion Ritual: 7 Shocking Discoveries About the Apple Cult That Will Make You Question Human Intelligence

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Executive Summary for Supreme Commander After nearly five decades of Earth observation, our advanced reconnaissance team has identified a particularly...

The MacBook Identity Crisis: Apple’s $1,000 Up-Charge for a Fan and Three Extra Ports!

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In the hallowed halls of Cupertino, where designers wear the same black turtleneck every day and executives practice saying...

Monopoly Fast-Forward: How Big Tech Masters The Art Of Buying Tomorrow’s Monopolies At Today’s Clearance Prices

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Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In a stunning display of foresight that...

Apple Ordered to Let Peasant Devices Into Its Royal iOS Kingdom – Engineers Found Performing Ritual Cleansings

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"The only thing worse than having to share your toys is having to share your toys with someone who...

Apple’s Vision Pro 2.0 to Include “Reality Denial” Feature That Makes $3,500 Price Tag Appear Reasonable

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"The highest form of technological achievement isn't making people see things that aren't there, but making them not see...

EXCLUSIVE: “iPhone Has a Soul, Google Pixel Has a Spreadsheet” – How Apple Convinced Us Their Phone Contains 3 Grams of Actual Human Spirit...

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In a world where rectangles of glass and aluminum compete for our attention and wallets, have you ever wondered...

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