A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship
In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...
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In my 327 Earth-years of studying primitive civilizations across the galaxy, nothing...
Executive Summary for Supreme Commander
After nearly five decades of Earth observation, our advanced reconnaissance team has identified a particularly fascinating manifestation of human behavior...
Greetings, fellow cosmic observers. As the chief anthropologist of the Zeta Reticuli Observation Corps, I've spent 47 Earth cycles studying human communication patterns. Nothing...
