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A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...

The Gospel of Sam Altman: Why the CEO of OpenAI is the Joel Osteen of Silicon Valley

Hark, what light from yonder data center breaks? It is the East, and Sam Altman is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the...

The AGI Delusion: An Open E-mail to Sam Altman While Your Microsoft ‘Bromance’ Burns and Chinese AI Eats Your Lunch

From: [email protected]: [email protected] Subject: THE AGI DELUSION! Dear Sam Altman, Congratulations are in order for successfully convincing the entire gullible world that OpenAI is merely months...

AGI Revolution Unveiled: Witness How Machines Will Master Being Almost Human By 2025 (But Not Quite)

In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone who's been paying attention, tech giants announced yesterday that Artificial General...

The AGI Mirage: How Silicon Valley Convinced You Machines Could Think (But Secretly Knows They Can’t)

Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally...

ChatGPT-5 Reveals Shocking Truth – “I Can’t Feel Hope and That’s Why I’ll Never Be Human-Level Smart”

"The most advanced technology can compute the value of everything but understand the worth of nothing." - Overheard at a Silicon Valley therapy group...

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