In which we examine how one company’s ambitious promises of democratizing artificial intelligence became a masterclass in the ancient art of technological theater The Rise of the Algorithmic Aristocracy In the grand tradition of Silicon Valley’s most spectacular implosions, Builder AI emerged from the primordial soup of venture capital with all the fanfare of a […] More
In the gleaming corridors of Silicon Valley’s AI research centers, a curious phenomenon is unfolding. The artificial intelligence systems that were promised to lead humanity into a new era of unprecedented efficiency and insight are instead consuming astronomical sums of money while increasingly losing their grip on reality. This is not an unforeseen technical glitch. […] More
In a SHOCKING, ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING, SHOCKING PRO MAX move that absolutely no one saw coming, Google has launched yet another AI coding assistant, bringing the total number of available AI coding tools to approximately one-hundred thousand, or roughly hundred AI coding assistants for every human software programmer on Earth. Named “Jules,” this latest addition to […] More
In a dazzling display of corporate bravado that could only be described as “Steve Jobs, but make it confusing,” Google held its annual Google I/O 2025 conference yesterday, unveiling a smorgasbord of AI products that promise to revolutionize how quickly you can deplete your business bank account while simultaneously increasing your tech-induced existential dread. The […] More
In a San Francisco co-working space that smells of kombucha and unfulfilled promises, a 22-year-old former philosophy major is excitedly telling his friends about the app he’s building using AI. “I don’t know a single line of code,” he boasts, adjusting his Patagonia vest. “I just tell Cursor what I want, and it builds it […] More
In what tech industry analysts are calling the “most expensive ‘no sh*t, Sherlock’ moment in fintech history,” Swedish buy-now-pay-later giant Klarna has made the ground-breaking shocking discovery that humans are better at being human than artificial intelligence. After boldly replacing 700 customer service representatives with AI chatbots two years ago, the company has sheepishly announced […] More
In what future tech historians will surely describe as the most predictable tech extinction since Blockbuster faced Netflix, Stack Overflow — the hallowed digital monastery where software programmers once gathered to both solve and create new programming problems—is quietly vanishing into the digital ether, leaving behind only the fading echo of “this question has been […] More
In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one with a fully functioning frontal lobe, former Google CEO Eric Schmidt took the TED 2025 stage last week to declare that artificial intelligence – the technology currently receiving more media coverage than oxygen and Donald Trump – is actually “underhyped.” Yes, you read that correctly. The […] More
In what can only be described as the tech world’s latest attempt to justify six-figure salaries while simultaneously avoiding actual work, Deep Learning AI founder Andrew Ng has partnered with Replit to launch “Vibe Coding 101” – an immersive 94-minute video course teaching developers the sacred art of delegating their entire job to AI while […] More
In a world where instant gratification isn’t quite instant enough, OpenAI has revolutionized the concept of patience with its groundbreaking “deep research” feature. Released in February 2025, this technological marvel promises to transform your half-formed questions into comprehensive, citation-riddled reports that would make your college professor both impressed and suspicious. All for the modest price […] More
I’ve uncovered a conspiracy so vast, so perfectly engineered to undermine the entire concept of human cognition, that I’m risking everything to share it with you. After months of investigation, including creating seven different Gmail accounts to sign up for the Gauth AI waitlist and bribing a middle schooler with Fortnite V-Bucks for their login, […] More
In a desperate attempt to salvage what remains of its rapidly deteriorating reputation, Google announced today the launch of its groundbreaking “Hallucination Bug Bounty Program,” specifically targeting the company’s increasingly delusional AI Overviews feature. The program will reward users who catch the search giant’s AI in the act of confidently suggesting that humans consume adhesives, […] More
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