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The Great AI Energy Crisis: How Eric Schmidt’s ‘Underhyped’ AI Revolution Will Leave Us in the Dark

In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one with a fully functioning frontal lobe, former Google CEO Eric Schmidt took the TED 2025...

Vibe Coding 101: Silicon Valley’s Newest Religion Promises Salvation Through Not Actually Writing Code

In what can only be described as the tech world's latest attempt to justify six-figure salaries while simultaneously avoiding actual work, Deep Learning AI...

OpenAI’s Deep Research: How Waiting 30 Minutes For AI Responses Became a $200 Premium Experience

In a world where instant gratification isn't quite instant enough, OpenAI has revolutionized the concept of patience with its groundbreaking "deep research" feature. Released...

TechOnion’s Ultimate Guide to Academic Outsourcing: How Gauth AI Homework Helper is Creating a Generation That Can’t Solve for X

I've uncovered a conspiracy so vast, so perfectly engineered to undermine the entire concept of human cognition, that I'm risking everything to share it...

Google Launches “Hallucination Bug Bounty”: Will Pay Users $31,337 to Catch AI That Recommends Eating Rocks

In a desperate attempt to salvage what remains of its rapidly deteriorating reputation, Google announced today the launch of its groundbreaking "Hallucination Bug Bounty...

The Reddit Mind Control Experiment: How Swiss AI Researchers Turned r/changemyview Into Unwitting Guinea Pigs and Proved Bots Are Better Manipulators Than Humans

In a truly groundbreaking discovery that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone who has spent more than five minutes on social media,...

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