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OpenAI Announces Revolutionary New Linkedin Killer Where Robots Interview Robots While Humans Watch Netflix!

The Ministry of Artificial Intelligence—formerly known as OpenAI—has announced its latest innovation in human optimization: a LinkedIn competitor that promises to revolutionize the hiring process by removing the most inefficient element from recruitment: actual humans making actual recruitment decisions. According to Fidji Simo, OpenAI’s newly minted CEO of Applications (a title that sounds suspiciously like […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" September 5, 2025, 3:19 pm
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The Great Software Developer Compression: How Silicon Valley Accidentally Speedrun Themselves Into Extinction

In the grand tradition of technological innovation solving problems that didn’t exist while creating catastrophes that definitely do, the software engineering profession has undergone what historians will undoubtedly call “The Great Compression” – a miraculous feat of time-space manipulation that has condensed four years of computer science education into what can only be described as […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 31, 2025, 10:56 am
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The Curious Case of the Self-Regulating AI Industry: How Silicon Valley Convinced Everyone That Foxes Make Excellent Henhouse Guards

The facts of the case, when laid bare, present a puzzle so elementary that even the most novice investigator of corporate behavior should find the solution immediately apparent. Yet somehow, an entire industry has managed to convince regulators, politicians, and the public that the very companies racing to deploy potentially dangerous artificial intelligence systems are […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 28, 2025, 3:18 pm
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The Prompt Gospelist: Why This Tech Billionaire Believes Your Decade of Experience Is Worth Less Than a Few Months of Chatting with AI

As humanity stands on the precipice of either unprecedented enlightenment or complete intellectual surrender, Reid Hoffman has made a declaration that would reshape our understanding of human achievement. The co-founder of LinkedIn—that digital purgatory where professionals go to cosplay their career ambitions—announced that “10,000 prompts is the new 10,000 hours.” This was not presented as […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 27, 2025, 5:12 am
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The Ministry of Grok: How Elon Musk’s AI Became Everyone’s Problem

In the year 2025, it has become perfectly normal for a single individual to own a global social media platform, manipulate its algorithms to promote his personal business interests, and then publicly complain when other corporations refuse to participate in his marketing scheme. This is not corruption. This is innovation, apparently! The individual in question, […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 26, 2025, 6:25 am
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Down the Rabbit Hole: How Dropshipping Gurus Discovered They Could “Vibe Code” Their Way to Wonderland

Alice was getting very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank of YouTube, having nothing to do except watch another dropshipping millionaire explain how they made seven figures selling fidget spinners from Alibaba while somehow finding the time to create a 47-minute tutorial about it. The rabbit hole of internet entrepreneurship had grown […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 25, 2025, 10:15 am
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Down the Rabbit Hole: Why Your Toaster Has Better Decision-Making Skills Than Most Humans

Welcome to Wonderland, where the Mad Hatter has been replaced by a Machine Learning Engineer, the Queen of Hearts runs a content moderation algorithm, and Alice has fallen not down a rabbit hole but into a LinkedIn post about “AI alignment.” In this curious new world, we’ve become terribly concerned about artificial intelligence gaining consciousness […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 24, 2025, 9:22 am
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The Cal AI Gold Rush: When “Disruption” Becomes the Ultimate Long Con

In the gleaming towers of Silicon Valley, where the word “authenticity” has been focus-grouped to death and resurrected as a marketing strategy, a new form of digital alchemy has emerged. It’s called the Cal AI method, and it represents the perfect synthesis of our age: the seamless transition from revolutionary AI tech founder to educational […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 24, 2025, 7:04 am
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While WordPress Fiddles With Legal Briefs, Rome Burns: The Great AI Opportunity That Nobody Asked WordPress About

In the grand theater of technological progress, where artificial intelligence has begun to whisper sweet code into the ears of software developers worldwide, WordPress—that stalwart champion of democratized web publishing—finds itself engaged in what can only be described as the most spectacularly tone-deaf corporate melodrama since Nokia decided smartphones were “just a fad.” While Matt […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 19, 2025, 2:07 pm
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SEO Is Dead: How the Algorithmic Ghosts of 2025 Outlived Their Meaning

It began, as most digital funerals do, not with a bang but with a press release. “SEO IS DEAD,” cried the headline, though most SEO “professionals” shrugged and refreshed their Google Search Console dashboards. To deny the death of SEO in 2025 is to wax nostalgic about horse-drawn carriages while AI-powered maglev pods zip silently […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 19, 2025, 10:01 am
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The Ministry of AI Safety: How Silicon Valley Turned Extinction Prevention Into a Business Model

In the year 2025, the Party announced that AI Safety was of paramount importance to the survival of humanity. The same week, the Party’s leading AI development companies reported record quarterly earnings from their AI Safety initiatives, while simultaneously accelerating the development of increasingly powerful AI systems. This was not a contradiction, the Ministry of […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 15, 2025, 1:03 pm
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The Looking Glass Logic of Large Language Models: A Journey Through the Probability Wonderland

“But I don’t want to go among mad statisticians,” Alice might have said, had she found herself confronting the peculiar world of Large Language Models. “Oh, you can’t help that,” the Cheshire Cat would have replied, his grin widening impossibly. “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. The probability distributions are mad. Even the conditional probability is quite thoroughly mad.” […] More

by Simba the "Tech King" August 15, 2025, 12:30 pm
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OpenAI Announces Revolutionary New Linkedin Killer Where Robots Interview Robots While Humans Watch Netflix!

The Great Software Developer Compression: How Silicon Valley Accidentally Speedrun Themselves Into Extinction

The Curious Case of the Self-Regulating AI Industry: How Silicon Valley Convinced Everyone That Foxes Make Excellent Henhouse Guards

The Prompt Gospelist: Why This Tech Billionaire Believes Your Decade of Experience Is Worth Less Than a Few Months of Chatting with AI

To Bet or Not to Bet: A Shakespearean Tragedy of Angel Investors, Ideas, and the Fatal Flaw of Startup Founder Blindness

Builder AI: The Emperor’s New Algorithms – A Cautionary Tale of Silicon Valley’s Latest Naked Truth

Down the .COM Rabbit Hole: A Mad Hatter’s Guide to Digital Real Estate in an AI Wonderland

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OpenAI Announces Revolutionary New Linkedin Killer Where Robots Interview Robots While Humans Watch Netflix!

The Great Software Developer Compression: How Silicon Valley Accidentally Speedrun Themselves Into Extinction

The Curious Case of the Self-Regulating AI Industry: How Silicon Valley Convinced Everyone That Foxes Make Excellent Henhouse Guards

The Prompt Gospelist: Why This Tech Billionaire Believes Your Decade of Experience Is Worth Less Than a Few Months of Chatting with AI

The Ministry of Grok: How Elon Musk’s AI Became Everyone’s Problem

Down the Rabbit Hole: How Dropshipping Gurus Discovered They Could “Vibe Code” Their Way to Wonderland

Down the Rabbit Hole: Why Your Toaster Has Better Decision-Making Skills Than Most Humans

The Cal AI Gold Rush: When “Disruption” Becomes the Ultimate Long Con

While WordPress Fiddles With Legal Briefs, Rome Burns: The Great AI Opportunity That Nobody Asked WordPress About

SEO Is Dead: How the Algorithmic Ghosts of 2025 Outlived Their Meaning

The Ministry of AI Safety: How Silicon Valley Turned Extinction Prevention Into a Business Model

The Looking Glass Logic of Large Language Models: A Journey Through the Probability Wonderland

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