The Earthling Devotion Ritual: 7 Shocking Discoveries About the Apple Cult That Will Make You Question Human Intelligence
[Classified Report: Galactic Federation of Intelligent Species – Earth Observation Unit][Security Level: Alpha-7, Not for Human Eyes][Observation Cycle: 49 Earth-years] Executive Summary for Supreme Commander After nearly five decades of Earth observation, our advanced reconnaissance team has identified a particularly fascinating manifestation of human behavior surrounding an entity they call “Apple.” This is not, as … Read more