JFK’s Digital Bodyguard: How Modern Tech Could Have Saved Camelot (And Created the First Presidential Influencer)

JFK standing on top of a tesla while surrounded by ai robots as body guards

A TechOnion investigation into the counterfactual cybersecurity failures of 1963 In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through both the historical and venture capital communities in Silicon Valley, newly declassified documents from a parallel universe suggest that President John F. Kennedy’s assassination could have been entirely prevented with today’s consumer-grade technology. The findings, compiled … Read more