The Leather Jacket Prophecies: An Open Letter to Jensen Huang Before Nvidia’s $3 Trillion Empire Crumbles Under the Weight of Its Own GPUs

An ai generated image of Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang leather jacket being worshipped by AI company CEOs

Dear Jensen Huang, First, congratulations on propelling Nvidia to a $3+ trillion market cap. You’ve managed to convince the world that a company selling glorified math processors should be valued higher than entire African nation-states. As you ponder your next world-changing keynote from atop your throne of melted graphics cards, we thought we would offer … Read more