The Empire State Building Was Built in 410 Days Without Jira: A Devastating Indictment of Modern Tech’s Project Management Theater

In a revelation that should make every Scrum Master question their life choices and every Product Owner reconsider their relationship with reality, the Empire State Building—all 102 floors and 1,454 feet of it—was constructed in a mere 410 days without a single sprint retrospective, daily standup, or color-coded Kanban board. This architectural marvel, completed in … Read more