CyberTruck

Autonomous Repo: Tesla Cybertruck’s Hidden “Payment-Sensitive Homing Protocol” Returns Vehicles to Giga Factory

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an image showing the Tesla Cybertruck going back to the Tesla Gigafactory after a missed payment

In what industry insiders are calling “the most aggressive debt collection innovation since medieval debtors’ prison,” Tesla has apparently deployed a revolutionary feature in their Cybertruck fleet that allows the vehicles to autonomously return to the Tesla Gigafactory when owners fall behind on payments. This technological breakthrough, unofficially dubbed “Operation Boomerang,” represents the logical conclusion … Read more

Cybertruck Recall: Tesla’s Latest Attempt to Make Driving Exciting Again

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“To err is human, to recall is divine,” said Alexander Pope, or at least he would have if he had lived to see Tesla’s latest foray into involuntary vehicle repossession. In a move that’s shocked absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, Tesla has announced its largest ever recall of the Cybertruck, proving once again … Read more