Jack Dorsey Announces Block’s New “Human Efficiency Algorithm” Just Happens to Output “931 Layoffs” While Insisting AI Had Nothing To Do With It

“The greatest innovation in corporate communications isn’t creating new technology, but finding new ways to describe firing people without mentioning the robots that will replace them.” – Anonymous tech executive overheard at a closed-door fintech conference. In what industry observers are calling “the most semantically innovative workforce reduction of 2025,” Block CEO Jack Dorsey announced … Read more