Loneliness Apocalypse Solved: Tolan Now Selling Alien Best Friends for $14 a Month
Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In what can only be described as humanity’s most ingenious solution to social isolation since inventing smartphones that make us ignore each other in the first place, tech startup Portola has launched Tolan – a subscription-based alien companion designed to replace those … Read more