In a world where technological progress supposedly makes our lives easier, the humble USB cable stands as humanity's greatest monument to deliberate confusion. What...
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Executive Summary for Supreme Commander
After extensive field research on the primitive technological...
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In a stunning display of collective delusion rivaled only by tulip mania...
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In the latest evolution of humanity's eternal quest to avoid actual work,...
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In my 327 Earth-years of studying primitive civilizations across the galaxy, nothing...
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In what might be the most expensive self-help book for tech billionaires...
In a stunning display of technological circular logic that would make even Sisyphus question his career choices, Silicon Valley’s elite have discovered the ultimate...
In Silicon Valley's latest attempt to extract value from every pixel of your digital existence, tech startups are enthusiastically adding a new C-suite position...
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In a stunning display of crisis management prioritization that would make any...
Executive Summary for Supreme Commander
After nearly five decades of Earth observation, our advanced reconnaissance team has identified a particularly fascinating manifestation of human behavior...
