Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "parallel processing architecture" into conversations about the office coffee machine
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "object-oriented paradigm" into conversations about the office coffee machine
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "neural network architecture" into conversations about the office coffee machine
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "microservices mesh architecture" into conversations about the office coffee machine
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "lambda functions" into conversations about the office coffee machine
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "kernel panic" into conversations about the office printer jamming
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "just-in-time compilation" into conversations about the office coffee maker
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like explaining "immutable infrastructure" to relatives who just asked why their printer isn't working
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "horizontal scaling" into conversations about the office coffee maker
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like casually dropping "garbage collection" into conversations about the office recycling policy
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Because nothing says "I'm worth my inflated salary" like explaining "functional programming" to relatives who just asked if you can fix their printer
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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like explaining "edge computing" to your relatives over Thanksgiving dinner
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