Greetings, fellow cosmic observers. As the chief anthropologist of the Zeta Reticuli Observation Corps, I've spent 47 Earth cycles studying human communication patterns. Nothing...
In what historians will surely record as the fastest technological glow-up since the atom went from "interesting physics concept" to "city eraser," drones have...
In what financial historians will surely document as the most expensive joke in economic history, Tesla ($TSLA) has completed its remarkable transformation from "revolutionary...
In what future historians will surely document as humanity's most elaborate attempt to avoid making decisions for ourselves, Machine Learning has now become the...
In what future tech historians will surely document as humanity's most elaborate attempt to recreate our own cognitive flaws at scale, Deep Learning has...
In what future historians will surely document as humanity's most elaborate plot to eliminate all working artists, AI image generation has evolved from "hilariously...
In an industry where "innovation" usually means adding another billion dollars to a valuation without adding a single new feature, two undergraduates with a...
In a breakthrough development that absolutely nobody saw coming, Silicon Valley has once again solved a problem that didn't exist while ignoring the actual...
In what marketing professors are calling "the most innovative interpretation of consumer behavior since tobacco companies claimed smoking was healthy," Steven Bartlett, founder of...
In the grand theater of internet infamy, few performers have mastered the art of algorithmic manipulation quite like Andrew Tate—a man who went from...
