The Emperor’s New Suit (SpaceX Edition)

The Tech Emperor in a SpaceX IPO Suit that shows he is naked.

Once upon a time — specifically, in the first quarter of 2026, in a kingdom called Silicon Valley where the streets were paved not with gold but with something considerably more volatile — there lived a Tech Emperor, whose name, must-not-be-named. The Tech Emperor, You-Know-Who, was, by any measure, extraordinary. He had built electric carriages … Read more