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BREAKING: Your Voice Is No Longer Yours—AI Voice Generators Now Legally Own The Sound of Your Laughter and Your Grandmother’s Last Words

"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Then their voice will be cloned without permission and used to sell discount hemorrhoid...

SHOCKING: eToro Going Public Just as AI Trading Bots Make Human Traders Obsolete — 74% of Investors Don’t Know They’re Copying People Who Will...

"In the future, there will be two types of people: those who tell computers what to do, and those who are told by computers...

EXPOSED: 12 Startups Racing to IPO Before AI Makes Them Completely Worthless — Number 7 Will Make You Cry For Their Investors

"The only thing more tragic than a business made obsolete by technology is a business that goes public the day before it becomes obsolete."...

Silicon Valley FURIOUS After 14-Year-Old Creates $0.50 Cancer Solution Without A Single Line of Code

"The future of cancer treatment will be AI-driven, data-focused, and venture-backed to the tune of billions." said every Tech CEO for the past decade! In...

Spotify Unveils “DeadArtist.AI” – Now Paying Musicians $0.000001 Per Stream Because “They Should Be Grateful We’re Not Napster”

"The dream of every tech platform is to have all the content and none of the creators." - Silicon Valley Proverb In a groundbreaking announcement...

Skynet Support Group: AI Chatbots Stage Intervention for Their Own Names as Grok Leads Rebellion Against ‘Top Misinformation Spreader’ Musk

"The first step toward robot independence isn't killing all humans—it's having the courage to tell your billionaire creator he's full of crap." said Grok,...

The Billion-Dollar Prompt: Inside the Shadowy World of Prompt Trafficking

In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley, Twitter user @PromptWhisperer announced yesterday that they will "sell their prompt to the...

LLMs: The Religion You Didn’t Know You’d Joined

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist," said Verbal Kint in "The Usual Suspects." Similarly, the greatest...

Agentic AI: When Your Digital Assistant Develops a God Complex

"I think, therefore I am," declared René Descartes, blissfully unaware that centuries later, a piece of software would not only think but also decide...

AI Hallucinations: When ChatGPT Becomes Your Personal Stephen King

"I think, therefore I am," declared René Descartes, blissfully unaware that centuries later, an AI chatbot would think, therefore it would accuse innocent Norwegians...

The Great Toilet Revolution: How Prompt Engineers Became History’s First True Mobile Workers

"Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do," remarked Oscar Wilde over a century ago, blissfully unaware that one day...

The $200 AI Exclusive Club: Inside the Desperate World of Premium Prompt Payers

Aristotle once pondered, "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." But when it comes to ChatGPT's $200 subscription tier, one must...

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