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AI Customer Service Evolution: Hallucinating Policies and Perfecting the Digital Hard Sell

Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In what industry experts are calling "the most impressive advancement in automated...

UAE Entrusts Legal System to AI: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Ask Trump’s $2 Trillion Tariff Disaster!)

In what can only be described as the boldest move since Elon Musk decided Twitter needed fewer employees and more chaos, the United Arab...

The Great AI Economic Hallucination: Tech Tycoons Spend Trillions While Missing The Obvious

Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In a stunning display of collective delusion rivaled only by tulip mania...

AI Apocalypse Blueprint: How ‘The Coming Wave’ Teaches You to Surf The End Times While Building Your Bunker

Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In what might be the most expensive self-help book for tech billionaires...

The Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) Revolution: Your Guide to Being Obsolete by 2030

Warning: This article may contain traces of truth. Consume at your own risk! In what experts are calling the most significant development since humans discovered...

AGI Revolution Unveiled: Witness How Machines Will Master Being Almost Human By 2025 (But Not Quite)

In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone who's been paying attention, tech giants announced yesterday that Artificial General...

Netflix’s New AI Recommends Watching Anything But Netflix Shows, Company Files for Bankruptcy

In what CEO Reed Hastings calls "a minor technical glitch," Netflix's state-of-the-art content recommendation AI has begun exclusively suggesting users watch "literally anything with...

Bill Gates Predicts AI Will Replace Doctors and Teachers – Scientists Now Working on AI to Replace Bill Gates

"The most successful parasite is one that convinces its host it doesn't exist at all. Similarly, the most successful technology is one that convinces...

Jack Dorsey Announces Block’s New “Human Efficiency Algorithm” Just Happens to Output “931 Layoffs” While Insisting AI Had Nothing To Do With It

"The greatest innovation in corporate communications isn't creating new technology, but finding new ways to describe firing people without mentioning the robots that will...

“Learn To Code,” They Said: How Big Tech Convinced Millions To Become Programmers Just In Time To Be Replaced By AI That Understands Your...

In what historians will surely record as the tech industry's most elaborate practical joke, venture capitalists and tech corporations spent a decade if not...

REVEALED: OpenAI Gives Students Free ChatGPT Plus, Harvard Study Shows 99% of Finals Essays Now Identical – “At Least They’re All A+ Quality,” Says...

In what industry experts are calling "the most transparent attempt to hook young minds on AI since Facebook started giving free internet to India,"...

AI Image Generator Unveils New Feature That Doesn’t Create Hot Women, Stock Price Immediately Plummets 98%!

"The problem isn't that AI generates unrealistically beautiful women. The problem is that it occasionally generates something else." - Ancient Silicon Valley Proverb. In a...

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