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In what industry experts are calling "the most impressive advancement in automated...
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In a stunning display of collective delusion rivaled only by tulip mania...
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In what might be the most expensive self-help book for tech billionaires...
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In what experts are calling the most significant development since humans discovered...
In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone who's been paying attention, tech giants announced yesterday that Artificial General...
In what CEO Reed Hastings calls "a minor technical glitch," Netflix's state-of-the-art content recommendation AI has begun exclusively suggesting users watch "literally anything with...
"The most successful parasite is one that convinces its host it doesn't exist at all. Similarly, the most successful technology is one that convinces...
"The greatest innovation in corporate communications isn't creating new technology, but finding new ways to describe firing people without mentioning the robots that will...
In what historians will surely record as the tech industry's most elaborate practical joke, venture capitalists and tech corporations spent a decade if not...
"The problem isn't that AI generates unrealistically beautiful women. The problem is that it occasionally generates something else." - Ancient Silicon Valley Proverb.
In a...