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A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...

100 Shocking Tech Visionary Quotes That Will Transform How You See Silicon Valley Forever!

Because nothing reveals the tech industry's true nature like words they never actually said In an era where distinguishing between authentic and AI-generated content grows...

Donald Trump Launches “TechFriendz+” Premium Subscription Service for Tech CEOs – Only $1 Million Per Month For “Definitely Not Regulatory Immunity”

"In the age-old battle between money and morals, money always wins — especially when you're paying it directly to the guy who decides if...

BREAKING: Lonely People Discover AI Chatbots like ChatGPT; Scientists Discover Water Is Wet

In what may be the least surprising scientific discovery since researchers confirmed that bears do indeed defecate in wooded areas, OpenAI and MIT scientists...

EXCLUSIVE: Tech’s Messiest Divorce: Sam Altman Publicly Hates Elon Musk But Can’t Stop Using His Ex’s App to Brag

"I wish we could just build the better product," sighs Sam Altman from his X (formerly Twitter) app, while drafting his 17th tweet of...

The Billion-Dollar Prompt: Inside the Shadowy World of Prompt Trafficking

In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley, Twitter user @PromptWhisperer announced yesterday that they will "sell their prompt to the...

The $200 AI Exclusive Club: Inside the Desperate World of Premium Prompt Payers

Aristotle once pondered, "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." But when it comes to ChatGPT's $200 subscription tier, one must...

The Great AI Upsell: Sam Altman’s Masterclass in Selling Nothing As Something

In a secret underground bunker beneath Silicon Valley, Sam Altman stands before a mirror practicing his keynote expressions. "Humble yet visionary," he whispers, tilting...

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