A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship
In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...
In a stunning display of technological anticlimax that rivals the launch of Google Glass and the Segway combined, OpenAI's much-heralded GPT Store has transformed...
In which we discover that server downtime has become Silicon Valley's newest form of humble-bragging
The Great Digital Tantrum of 2025
When ChatGPT experiences even the...
In a world where instant gratification isn't quite instant enough, OpenAI has revolutionized the concept of patience with its groundbreaking "deep research" feature. Released...
From: [email protected]: [email protected] Subject: THE AGI DELUSION!
Dear Sam Altman,
Congratulations are in order for successfully convincing the entire gullible world that OpenAI is merely months...
"What good is the mosquito?" has been the existential question plaguing theologians, biologists, and anyone who's ever attended a summer barbecue since the dawn...
In what may be the least surprising scientific discovery since researchers confirmed that bears do indeed defecate in wooded areas, OpenAI and MIT scientists...
In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley, Twitter user @PromptWhisperer announced yesterday that they will "sell their prompt to the...
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist," said Verbal Kint in "The Usual Suspects." Similarly, the greatest...
"I think, therefore I am," declared René Descartes, blissfully unaware that centuries later, an AI chatbot would think, therefore it would accuse innocent Norwegians...
