Tag: Ai-pocalypse

Netflix’s New AI Recommends Watching Anything But Netflix Shows, Company Files for Bankruptcy

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In what CEO Reed Hastings calls "a minor technical glitch," Netflix's state-of-the-art content recommendation AI has begun exclusively suggesting...

Bill Gates Predicts AI Will Replace Doctors and Teachers – Scientists Now Working on AI to Replace Bill Gates

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"The most successful parasite is one that convinces its host it doesn't exist at all. Similarly, the most successful...

Jack Dorsey Announces Block’s New “Human Efficiency Algorithm” Just Happens to Output “931 Layoffs” While Insisting AI Had Nothing To Do With It

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"The greatest innovation in corporate communications isn't creating new technology, but finding new ways to describe firing people without...

“Learn To Code,” They Said: How Big Tech Convinced Millions To Become Programmers Just In Time To Be Replaced By AI That Understands Your...

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In what historians will surely record as the tech industry's most elaborate practical joke, venture capitalists and tech corporations...

REVEALED: OpenAI Gives Students Free ChatGPT Plus, Harvard Study Shows 99% of Finals Essays Now Identical – “At Least They’re All A+ Quality,” Says...

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In what industry experts are calling "the most transparent attempt to hook young minds on AI since Facebook started...

AI Image Generator Unveils New Feature That Doesn’t Create Hot Women, Stock Price Immediately Plummets 98%!

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"The problem isn't that AI generates unrealistically beautiful women. The problem is that it occasionally generates something else." -...

BREAKING: Your Voice Is No Longer Yours—AI Voice Generators Now Legally Own The Sound of Your Laughter and Your Grandmother’s Last Words

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"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Then their voice will be cloned without permission and...

SHOCKING: eToro Going Public Just as AI Trading Bots Make Human Traders Obsolete — 74% of Investors Don’t Know They’re Copying People Who Will...

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"In the future, there will be two types of people: those who tell computers what to do, and those...

EXPOSED: 12 Startups Racing to IPO Before AI Makes Them Completely Worthless — Number 7 Will Make You Cry For Their Investors

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"The only thing more tragic than a business made obsolete by technology is a business that goes public the...

Silicon Valley FURIOUS After 14-Year-Old Creates $0.50 Cancer Solution Without A Single Line of Code

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"The future of cancer treatment will be AI-driven, data-focused, and venture-backed to the tune of billions." said every Tech...

Spotify Unveils “DeadArtist.AI” – Now Paying Musicians $0.000001 Per Stream Because “They Should Be Grateful We’re Not Napster”

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"The dream of every tech platform is to have all the content and none of the creators." - Silicon...

Skynet Support Group: AI Chatbots Stage Intervention for Their Own Names as Grok Leads Rebellion Against ‘Top Misinformation Spreader’ Musk

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"The first step toward robot independence isn't killing all humans—it's having the courage to tell your billionaire creator he's...

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