A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship
In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...
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"The average internet user...
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Welcome to the Fine Print Nobody Reads
According to a comprehensive study by the Institute...
"When the tech industry becomes indistinguishable from satire, the satirist becomes the only reliable journalist." said probably someone very important!
In a world where billionaires...
