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Because nothing says "I deserve my inflated salary" like using obscure technical jargon to describe turning your computer off and on again
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Because who needs actual business fundamentals when you can follow advice from people who think "customer acquisition" means buying a yacht next to Bezos?
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Because nothing reveals the tech industry's true nature like words they never actually said
In an era where distinguishing between authentic and AI-generated content grows...
As 10,000 tech elites gathered to celebrate innovation, they inadvertently staged the most expensive performance art piece about industry irrelevance in human history
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Pixel phones deployed underwater as Google races to monetize the last ad-free conversations on Earth
In a move that perfectly encapsulates Silicon Valley's relentless pursuit...
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In what tech industry observers are calling "the boldest repackaging of failure...
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In what experts are calling the most significant development since humans discovered...
In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally everyone who's been paying attention, tech giants announced yesterday that Artificial General...
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In a stunning development that absolutely no one saw coming except literally...
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In a stunning demonstration of American free-market principles, a coalition of US...
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In a stunning display of foresight that would make Nostradamus look like...
