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In a stunning display of collective delusion rivaled only by tulip mania...
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In what might be the most expensive self-help book for tech billionaires...
In a stunning display of technological circular logic that would make even Sisyphus question his career choices, Silicon Valley’s elite have discovered the ultimate...
In Silicon Valley's latest attempt to extract value from every pixel of your digital existence, tech startups are enthusiastically adding a new C-suite position...
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In a stunning display of crisis management prioritization that would make any...
In what historians will surely record as the fastest technological glow-up since the atom went from "interesting physics concept" to "city eraser," drones have...
In what future historians will surely document as humanity's most elaborate attempt to avoid making decisions for ourselves, Machine Learning has now become the...
In what future tech historians will surely document as humanity's most elaborate attempt to recreate our own cognitive flaws at scale, Deep Learning has...
In what future historians will surely document as humanity's most elaborate plot to eliminate all working artists, AI image generation has evolved from "hilariously...
In an industry where "innovation" usually means adding another billion dollars to a valuation without adding a single new feature, two undergraduates with a...
In a breakthrough development that absolutely nobody saw coming, Silicon Valley has once again solved a problem that didn't exist while ignoring the actual...
In the hallowed halls of Cupertino, where designers wear the same black turtleneck every day and executives practice saying "revolutionary" in the mirror, Apple...