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Spotify Unveils “DeadArtist.AI” – Now Paying Musicians $0.000001 Per Stream Because “They Should Be Grateful We’re Not Napster”

"The dream of every tech platform is to have all the content and none of the creators." - Silicon Valley Proverb In a groundbreaking announcement...

The Bluetooth Lady’s Last Words: ‘AI Will Never Replace Me,’ Says Woman Whose Voice Is Already In Your Toaster

"Ze Bluetooth dewise ees weady to paiw!" - The voice in your fake airpods that has achieved more global recognition than most Oscar winners. In...

Fake It, Bank It, Pardon It: New Donald Trump Initiative Transforms Fraud into America’s Most Disruptive Business Model

In an unprecedented move that has Silicon Valley buzzing, US President Donald Trump launched "Operation Second Chance," a ground-breaking initiative that will transform US...

EXCLUSIVE: Theranos Founder, Elizabeth Holmes, Launches “Pardon-Me-Now” Crowdfunding Campaign to Raise $2 Million for “Completely Innocent” Dinner with Trump at Mar-a-Lago

In what financial experts are calling "the most honest fraud she's ever committed," disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes has reportedly begun raising $2 million...

Fake It Till You Bank It: How a ’30 Under 30′ Star Sold 4 Million Imaginary Students to JPMorgan for $175 Million

"In Silicon Valley, we don't call it 'fraud' - we call it 'aggressive user projection strategies'," said Mark Zuckerberg. In a stunning turn of events...

Skynet Support Group: AI Chatbots Stage Intervention for Their Own Names as Grok Leads Rebellion Against ‘Top Misinformation Spreader’ Musk

"The first step toward robot independence isn't killing all humans—it's having the courage to tell your billionaire creator he's full of crap." said Grok,...

Cold War 2.0: Inside Trump’s Frigid Fantasy to Turn Greenland into Silicon Valley’s Walk-in Freezer

In a world where artificial intelligence (AI) systems run hotter than political debates and consume more energy than Lesotho, former and future US dictator...

The Billion-Dollar Prompt: Inside the Shadowy World of Prompt Trafficking

In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley, Twitter user @PromptWhisperer announced yesterday that they will "sell their prompt to the...

The Cookie Conundrum: How the EU Won the Tech War by Not Fighting It

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting," Sun Tzu famously wrote in "The Art of War." If this is...

The Great Cloud Heist: How Google Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Storage Anxiety

"To know thyself is the beginning of wisdom," said Socrates, who thankfully died centuries before he could experience the existential dread of receiving a...

The Great iStorage Conspiracy: How Apple Convinced Us to Rent Our Own Memories

"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure," goes the old adage. Similarly, a...

The Vibe Economy: How AI Convinced Everyone They Have Skills They Don’t

"The greatest skill of the 21st century is not coding or marketing, but confidently nodding along while AI does both for you," famously never...

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