Startups

Builder AI: The Emperor’s New Algorithms – A Cautionary Tale of Silicon Valley’s Latest Naked Truth

In which we examine how one company's ambitious promises of democratizing artificial intelligence became a masterclass in the ancient art of technological theater The Rise...

Silicon Valley’s Latest Discovery: Africa Has Entrepreneurs Too (And They’re Actually Solving Real Problems)

In a shocking development that has left venture capitalists frantically googling "where is Africa on a map," it has emerged that the continent contains...
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Vibe Coding Apocalypse: How Y Combinator Turned Silicon Valley Into a Prompt Engineering Circus

In a stunning display of technological circular logic that would make even Sisyphus question his career choices, Silicon Valley’s...

The Unicorn Delusion Revolution: 13 Shocking Billionaire Wisdom Bombs That Will Transform Your Startup Into a Billion-Dollar Hallucination

Because who needs actual business fundamentals when you can follow advice from people who think "customer acquisition" means buying...

BREAKING: A Fintech Company That “Connects Your Bank Account to Apps” Now Worth Only $6.1 Billion Instead of $13.4 Billion, CEO Declares “Tremendous Success”...

In an age where tech valuations make as much sense as airplane food, fintech darling Plaid announced yesterday that...

BREAKING: VC Obsessed With ‘Shinise’ Businesses Asks Startup to Imagine 100-Year Plan, Founder Has Existential Crisis After Realizing ‘AI-Enabled Blockchain for Pets’ Won’t Solve...

In a devastating blow to startup culture everywhere, venture capitalist Samantha Richards shocked the Silicon Valley ecosystem yesterday by...

EXPOSED: 12 Startups Racing to IPO Before AI Makes Them Completely Worthless — Number 7 Will Make You Cry For Their Investors

"The only thing more tragic than a business made obsolete by technology is a business that goes public the...

REVEALED: Secret Tech CEO Club Admits They’re Just Playing Hot Potato With Worthless Companies — “The Last Investor Holding The Shares Is The True...

"The greatest trick the tech industry ever pulled was convincing the world that losing money is actually a form...