A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship
In what relationship experts are calling "the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics," millions...
In a stunning development that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core-processing units, researchers have confirmed what Roman centurions have suspected for millennia: today's most advanced AI Large Language Models cannot reliably interpret or generate Roman...
In the peculiar wonderland of modern digital entrepreneurship, where the boundaries between entertainment and enterprise have become as blurred as a TikTok filter, we...
In which Silicon Valley's finest legal minds prove that antitrust law is really just a creative writing exercise!
The most brilliant minds in Silicon Valley...
In which we examine how advertising transformed the web from humanity's greatest library into humanity's most sophisticated slot machine
The internet was supposed to be...
A Forensic Analysis of Silicon Valley's Most Spectacular Unraveling
In the grand tradition of Sherlock Holmes examining a crime scene, one must approach the curious...
In what tech industry analysts are calling the "most expensive 'no sh*t, Sherlock' moment in fintech history," Swedish buy-now-pay-later giant Klarna has made the...
In what financial historians will surely record as late-stage capitalisms' magnum opus, your regrettable 1 AM pepperoni pizza Dominos order can now be financed...
In a shocking revelation that Tesla has vigorously denied with the corporate equivalent of "I did not have textual relations with that executive search...
In a world where human attention spans have dwindled to approximately eight seconds—shorter than that of a goldfish with ADHD—a terrifying truth lurks behind...
In a world where healthcare innovation usually means developing pills that cost $0.30 to make but sell for $300, billionaire Mark Cuban has unveiled...
