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The 49% Solution: How Meta and Mark Zuckerberg Discovered the Regulatory Equivalent of “Just the Tip”

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In which Silicon Valley's finest legal minds prove that antitrust law is really just a creative writing exercise! The most brilliant minds in Silicon Valley...

The Elon Musk Paradox: When Genius Meets the Immutable Laws of Physics and Public Relations

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A Forensic Analysis of Silicon Valley's Most Spectacular Unraveling In the grand tradition of Sherlock Holmes examining a crime scene, one must approach the curious...
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The Big Short Rib: How Klarna Turns Your Midnight Pizza Order into Wall Street’s Hottest Asset Class

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In what financial historians will surely record as late-stage capitalisms' magnum opus, your regrettable 1 AM pepperoni pizza Dominos...

From SEO to LEO: How AI Chatbots Are Making Your Website Invisible (Unless You Pay The Algorithm Gods)

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In a development shocking to absolutely no one who's been paying attention, digital marketing experts are frantically adding yet...

Dear Andy Jassy: Amazon’s Impending AI Apocalypse (A Survival Guide From The Future)

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Mr. Jassy, Congratulations on your ongoing tenure as Chief Executive Officer of what we still affectionately call "Earth's Most Customer-Centric...

CEO Replacement Speedrun: Tesla Board Secretly Attempts To Clone 2008 Elon Musk While Current Version Runs D.O.G.E

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In a shocking revelation that Tesla has vigorously denied with the corporate equivalent of "I did not have textual...

RENT-OCALYPSE NOW: Airbnb Solves Housing Crisis By Ensuring No One Can Actually Live Anywhere – A Revolution in Making Homelessness Profitable

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Have you ever dreamed of paying $300 a night to sleep in someone else's bed while simultaneously making it...

BREAKING: Company Spends $10 Million on Viral Marketing Campaign, Gets Outperformed by 10-Year-Old Posting Video of Cat Sneezing on Banana

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In a world where human attention spans have dwindled to approximately eight seconds—shorter than that of a goldfish with...
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