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in AIElon Musk’s Own AI Chatbot Just Called Him Out for Being a Hypocrite 💀
It was the best of algorithms, it was the worst of algorithms. In the grand theater of Silicon Valley’s endless melodrama, we have witnessed perhaps the most exquisite moment of poetic justice since Narcissus glimpsed his own reflection in the pool. Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed champion of free speech and algorithmic transparency, has been publicly […] More
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A Tale of Two Softwares: When ChatGPT’s Piggy Bank Ate Salesforce’s Lunch Money
It was the best of algorithms, it was the worst of quarterly reports for SaaS companies. In the grand bazaar of enterprise software, where dreams are sold by the seat and nightmares are delivered by the server rack, the year 2024 has produced a spectacle so magnificent in its absurdity that even the most seasoned […] More
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I stopped Googling when I met ChatGPT because the search was over.
A tragic tale of algorithmic romance and the death of keyword courtship In what relationship experts are calling “the most significant romantic disruption since dating apps convinced us that love could be optimized through swipe mechanics,” millions of users worldwide are abandoning their longtime search companion Google for the sweet, conversational embrace of AI chatbots. […] More
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While WordPress Fiddles With Legal Briefs, Rome Burns: The Great AI Opportunity That Nobody Asked WordPress About
In the grand theater of technological progress, where artificial intelligence has begun to whisper sweet code into the ears of software developers worldwide, WordPress—that stalwart champion of democratized web publishing—finds itself engaged in what can only be described as the most spectacularly tone-deaf corporate melodrama since Nokia decided smartphones were “just a fad.” While Matt […] More
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Shopping Bots Will Do the Clicking So You Don’t Have To: Andreessen Horowitz’s Latest Bet on Human Laziness
In the peculiar tradition of Silicon Valley venture capital, where the most mundane human activities are inevitably reimagined as “trillion-dollar market opportunities,” Andreessen Horowitz has unveiled their latest thesis: AI x Commerce. This represents their belief that artificial intelligence will fundamentally transform how we shop, from product discovery to evaluation, timing, and purchase completion. The […] More
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Microsoft Teams Introduces Revolutionary “Productivity Quantum Mechanics” Where Your Mouse Cursor Determines Your Entire Professional Worth
In a groundbreaking development that has redefined the very fabric of workplace surveillance, Microsoft Teams has quietly implemented what industry insiders are calling “Schrödinger’s Employee” technology. This cutting-edge system operates on the principle that workers exist in a quantum state of both productive and unproductive simultaneously, until observed by mouse cursor movement, at which point […] More
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To Bet or Not to Bet: A Shakespearean Tragedy of Angel Investors, Ideas, and the Fatal Flaw of Startup Founder Blindness
Hark! What light through yonder pitch deck breaks? It is the East, and the idea is the sun—radiant, transformative, capable of disrupting entire industries with the mere wave of an algorithm. But soft, what founder through yonder window speaks? Ah, there’s the rub, for in that sleep of investment decisions, what dreams may come when […] More
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AI’s Power Crisis: New “Bring Your Own Electricity” Programs Will Soon Force Users to Pedal for Their Prompts
In a stunning development that makes “batteries not included” seem quaint by comparison, major AI companies have begun rolling out what industry insiders are calling “Bring Your Own Electricity” (BYOE) programs. These innovative initiatives promise to solve the crippling energy demands of artificial intelligence by elegantly shifting the burden from multi-billion-dollar corporations directly to you, […] More
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Google Unveils Jules: Because Nothing Says “Revolutionary Coding AI” Like Being Named After Your Aunt’s Book Club Friend
In a SHOCKING, ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING, SHOCKING PRO MAX move that absolutely no one saw coming, Google has launched yet another AI coding assistant, bringing the total number of available AI coding tools to approximately one-hundred thousand, or roughly hundred AI coding assistants for every human software programmer on Earth. Named “Jules,” this latest addition to […] More
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Patent Trolls 2.0: The $9 Billion Industry That Innovated Nothing But Lawsuits
In a gleaming corporate office in Delaware—suspiciously devoid of any actual products—a team of attorneys is huddled around a whiteboard. They’re not designing the next revolutionary technology or solving climate change. Instead, they’re mapping out which companies to sue next over Patent #9,876,543: “A Method for Using Electronic Devices to Perform Tasks,” a patent so […] More
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Chrome-onomics: When Perplexity, a “ChatGPT Wrapper” Thinks It Can Buy Google’s Crown Jewel
In a move that would make the Ministry of Truth’s propaganda department weep with professional envy, artificial intelligence startup Perplexity has announced its intention to purchase Google Chrome for $34.5 billion. This figure represents nearly twice the startup’s own valuation of $18 billion, proving once again that in our brave new digital world, mathematical impossibility […] More
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Down the Rabbit Hole of Artificial Incompetence: A Mad Hatter’s Guide to Why Your PhD-Level AI Can’t Make a Shopping List
“Begin at the beginning,” the March Hare might have said, if he were a product manager at OpenAI, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” But in the curious case of artificial intelligence in 2025, our digital Alice finds herself in a wonderland where the Mad Hatter can recite quantum physics […] More
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The Codex Paradigm Shift: OpenAI’s Revolutionary Tool That Absolutely Isn’t Just GPT Wearing Hipster Glasses
In a move that has shocked absolutely no one following the “throw AI spaghetti at the wall” strategy of modern tech companies, OpenAI has once again pivoted to the next big thing that will definitely change everything forever this time: Codex. The AI system promises to transform software programming by doing what developers have been […] More
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The SHAREit Revolution: How Africa’s Most Popular App Makes Silicon Valley Look Comically Out of Touch
In the gleaming headquarters of Silicon Valley’s tech giants, armies of Stanford-educated product managers obsess over microsecond load times, seamless cloud integration, and whether their app’s shade of blue evokes sufficient “trust and tranquility.” Meanwhile, across the African continent, half a billion people are happily using an app that looks like it was designed during […] More
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