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Microsoft Teams Introduces Revolutionary “Productivity Quantum Mechanics” Where Your Mouse Cursor Determines Your Entire Professional Worth
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In a groundbreaking development that has redefined the very fabric of workplace surveillance, Microsoft Teams has quietly implemented what industry insiders are calling “Schrödinger’s Employee” technology. This cutting-edge system operates on the principle that workers exist in a quantum state of both productive and unproductive simultaneously, until observed by mouse cursor movement, at which point […]