Drones

Companion 2.0: How Tech Bros Convinced Us All to Pet Drones Instead of Actual Pets

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An image of a tech bro walking along the beach with their pet drone

In a stunning triumph of Silicon Valley innovation over basic human decency, 2025 has officially become the year when people began replacing their furry companions with buzzing, hovering hunks of plastic and circuitry. Walk down any street in San Francisco, New York, or increasingly, suburban America, and you’ll witness humans proudly striding alongside their “pet … Read more

Drone Warfare Evolved: How Your Cousin’s Annoying Christmas Gift Became Humanity’s Most Efficient Killing Machine

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Drone Warfare Evolved: How Your Cousin's Annoying Christmas Gift Became Humanity's Most Efficient Killing Machine

In what historians will surely record as the fastest technological glow-up since the atom went from “interesting physics concept” to “city eraser,” drones have completed their remarkable journey from “annoying toy your nephew crashes into your forehead during family gatherings” to “preferred method of remote assassination for militaries worldwide.” It’s the heartwarming tale of a … Read more