What fools these mortals be! For in the year of our digital lord two thousand and thirteen, when the world still believed that “the cloud” was merely where rain came from, there emerged from the primordial soup of Seattle’s coffee-stained ambition a leviathan that would reshape the very foundations of technological commerce. Amazon Web Services, […]
Mr. Jassy, Congratulations on your ongoing tenure as Chief Executive Officer of what we still affectionately call “Earth’s Most Customer-Centric Company,” though we both know it’s more accurately “Earth’s Most Data-Hoarding, Margin-Squeezing Behemoth.” As Jeff Bezos continues his expensive midlife crisis – launching himself into space like a billionaire’s version of a convertible Corvette – […]
