Adobe Somehow Missed the Most Obvious Money-Printing Opportunity in Tech History: Dreamweaver as the Ultimate Vibe Coding Platform

Down the rabbit hole of corporate strategy blunders, where logic goes to die and billion-dollar opportunities slip through the fingers of companies who specialize in turning simple creative tools into subscription-based torture devices, we find perhaps the most bewildering oversight in Silicon Valley history. Adobe—the same Adobe that convinced designers to pay monthly rent for … Read more

The Cursed Fig: How Figma’s IPO Might Be the Most Biblical Tech Disaster Since Apple

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The design software world is buzzing with news that Figma has filed for its long-awaited IPO, planning to trade under the ticker symbol “$FIG” on the New York Stock Exchange. But as any Sunday school graduate will tell you, figs and curses have a rather complicated biblical history—and Figma’s journey from Adobe’s $20 billion golden … Read more