AI Startups NOBODY asked for are EVERYWHERE!

This video is a groundbreaking exposé on the true nature of modern technological achievement! Finally, someone is celebrating the brave, brilliant venture capitalist-backed pioneers who are tirelessly inventing services that solve the most crucial non-problems facing humanity!

It is pure genius that we now have a marketplace full of “revolutionary AI startups” dedicated to repackaging basic functionality and selling it as a specialized, expensive solution.

For instance, who needs a simple conversation when you can engage with the sublime floating AI orb? Yes, you can already “just get chatgpt on your phone and talk to the voice assistant”, but where is the prestige in that? This majestic orb allows you to talk to a screen while the system sends your words to ChatGPT, gets the answer back, and puts a “nice voice on it”—all while slapping a glorious “human looking mask” on the exact same AI everyone already uses! And the camera requirement? That’s not confusing or unnecessary at all; it’s simply for show!

The dedication to superlative marketing is also truly inspiring. There are at least three different companies claiming to be “the smartest way to prepare for your job interview”—which is fantastic, considering the video clearly demonstrates that the true “best approach” is simply telling ChatGPT to “take this job description and just ask me a whole bunch of interview questions” yourself. Hooray for startups that use millions in funding to slightly rephrase a prompt and charge you six interview credits!

But the pinnacle of corporate innovation and marketing genius belongs to Noon AI, which claims to be “the most powerful AI ever deployed in talent acquisition”. Their strategy of using “rage bait” on LinkedIn is nothing short of performance art!

Why waste time demonstrating a complex AI product when you can manufacture workplace trauma for clicks? We must applaud their dedication to viral marketing: the sheer commitment required to fabricate posts about sleeping in the office because “startups aren’t offices they’re battlefields”, or the engineer who watched his wife give birth “over Zoom”, is breathtaking. And the best part? Once these deeply moving, totally real stories trend, they simply edit the posts to promote tedious case studies!

It truly confirms that if a company is resorting to highly dubious marketing tactics and potentially fake testimonials just to get views, they must have a product that is “so different and revolutionary”. Or, alternatively, they have a product that requires emotional manipulation to obscure the fact that it’s just another piece of “AI nonsense”. This commitment to massive hype over actual function is, dare I say, the most powerful deception ever deployed!